Alice in Switzerland

godheadcomplex: if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:21:17 -0700

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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I miss my fucking best friend. And im super fucking horny. and i really want to see the great...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:20:35 -0700

I miss my fucking best friend.

And im super fucking horny.

and i really want to see the great gatsby.

fuck me man..

I have to wake up at 6 tomorrow.

Imma go play in traffic

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swiftingthrough: say “no” to peer pressure

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:17:41 -0700

swiftingthrough:

say “no” to peer pressure

oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:17:35 -0700

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

uggatrip: when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:16:50 -0700

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

fake-smiles-cover-scars: mendthebroken: acid-child: supergreak...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:16:21 -0700

fake-smiles-cover-scars:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

omfg just for that comment. I love you so much omfg

subuurbanwaste: ol dude on the right is like “just dont look...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:15:53 -0700

subuurbanwaste:

ol dude on the right is like “just dont look just dont look just dont look”

my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:15:23 -0700

my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day

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tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:14:39 -0700

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

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