"If you’re a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an arsehole, don’t buy this CD. I don’t care if you like me, I hate you.” - Kurt Cobain
Car selfies. #narcissus
My boyfriend, Will, and I just broke up tonight. Better to do it now then in four more months when he goes into the navy. It was on good terms. But we cried in eachothers arms for hours.
My first breakup.
Never knew it would be this hard
One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"